Features: This Gnome won't topple with a sturdy toadstool suction cup to anchor him down, the details and textures of the sweet and bright base are cheerful, just like him. 

Gnomey-Oh's little toes exposed, he stands stout and stable, wide shins lead quickly to knobbly knees and ill fitting swim shorts that are speckled with little hearts! Waistband invisible for the most part is being overhung by his rather protruding belly shaded with hair up to his belly button. Round barrel belly accented with love handles adding to his knotty body shape, before nipples peek out from under his beard! The funniest feature is hands up, his armpit hair of which there is plenty!  Broad shoulders and strong reliable arms meet atop his brow poised to dive, goggles on and ready to explore.  His hat has a rounded point, and the detail to the hat is marvellously subtle but realistic (for a gnomes hat) and his back arching to create an ergonomic curve to the overall profile.

This is a girthy model and isn't very tall, so Gnomey-Oh had to join the collection. At launch of this model I was promoting the April fool's launch without a clue what it was going to be so even as an affiliate I am still being surprised with exactly what is going to come next. The colour of the example launch model was Dovah's bubble-gum signature blue and pink with a red and white fly agaric mushroom inspired pallet, which is available on request. 

So I had got in contact with Phreak and asked for mine to have the mushroom base as the add-on customization with the price reflecting this change (£10 for the base colouration as it is hand painting the spots on the mushroom) which I was happy to do in efforts of obtaining the appearance I had in mind, whilst there I figured I would push my luck and ask for the Easter phreaky pastel colours on the rest of him as this colour was still available across the other models, and they said yes! 

So the sizes on Gnomey-Oh are chunky and short, much as you expect. Ranging from X-small(7.2 inch girth) up to an incredibly amusing Trophy size!! (11.6 inch girth at his widest point) making this model suitable for a range of user abilities, although extra-small is a bit large for the name size on the chart in person my small (8inch max) is visually smaller than i expected- he is 8 inch for a whiskers breadth at the elbows but the shape and overall circumference is less in your hand especially with soft for the squishy-ness with the shape of the sculpt makes it way more friendly in girth. These factors make Gnomey-oh a knotted/swell for in use feeling with added muscular textures (despite him being a little less than gym fresh in physique).

I like the fact Gnomey-Oh isn't tall, some knotted swell toys can be long once you get to the girthiest sizes and that makes the satisfaction different then locking over a swell or knot, being too long prohibits this for me and so Gnomey is an ideal short knotted dildo. 

His base is a marvellous suction cup (opted for) and it is incredibly strong-its the strongest suction cup I've got and I can't fault the others!  Really extra strong grip (I ordered firm base with suction cup) would highly recommend even just as a potential land anchor in emergencies! I highly suggest adding this one to your collection because despite his very novel and charmingly silly appearance he is a really enjoyable model beyond looks. He has easy handleability with firm base and is even easier to sit on, and ride. I will say because of his shape riding without suctioning him down there is loads of room on the shroom , to place fingers and hold him down which is easier on the wrists as you have so many places to press you can move a bit more freely. I personally find riding the easiest option for most toys be it stuck to a wall or the floor, but this model is surprisingly easy to use in hand too.

Overall this custom when he arrived really took me aback, the way his feet meet the Shroomy base, the spots so purely white... I adore my Gnomey-Oh, and the surprise colour choice on his body is just perfect and I couldn't have asked for a nicer combination! 

This order has been a great experience yet again. The communication with phreak is always clear and friendly and ideas are welcomed and discussed before you commit to the order so everyone is on the same page. If there is any custom idea you want to find out about, do not hesitate to contact them! (details of how on 'affiliated with' page) - this review will most likely be added to, in a while as I haven't had my Gnomey all that long as it stands.

Faerie <3