Features: A Frankenstein of textures from across four phreak models combined to bear creation of this beautiful beast. The glorious ridges of Dovah stitched upon the base of Shen accompanied by multiple sections transplanted from Lenea and a general profile similar to Brutus for the tapered swell in the shaft.

This was a fine example of instant attraction from the second I saw him launch on the website, this was overwhelmingly affirmed when I received the first one (Small/Soft). To start the pour is so bold with the layers being clear and distinct and the drip glow is so radioactive green it is hard to catch on camera. I added the customisation of glow in the dark when I placed my custom order and he was in a box, on the way here within a couple of weeks.

I will let you know, I did have a fault with the first one sent to me, the base was very sticky - unlike any of my others as it hadn't fully cured which is such a shame because of how stunning the pour was. I got in contact with phreak through the chat on their website and was assisted very well with how they could sort it out and ultimately organized a replacement, detailing what their policy is for that. My replacement is equally as wonderful as the first with the pour being of high standard and that green drip glowing just as bright, all in all it didn't take long to be resolved!

What phreak does to stand out for me is that they have always said what they can do for you to resolve issues (or even for potential custom ideas), rather than just what they can't!

The taper allows complete control over girth and intensity of play, the tip curls and squishes very easily so does not jab at anything inside, and the shape overall conforms to fit. The stand out bumps on the sides add interest to the ridges as you progress down the shaft, every millimetre of Splicer is wrapped in high frequency delicate texture adorned with gems of lower frequency details from other phreak models, such as bubbles from Lenea twisted into a chaotic swell. 

I think it sits very similar in silhouette to Brutus and the swell feels a similar size and effect in use but not directly comparable due to the textures vs smooth.

Large Splicer that hit inventory as a flop for a near unnoticeable flaw (about two thirds up the shaft a small bump was notched slightly and I can't see or any other issue on it) I grabbed it as soon as I saw it, in the Halloween signature colour. Metallic shimmery silver/pewter swirled with contrasting black and luminous green, a real statement on the shelf. This pour has a tangled look which really suits the toy, I don't have many with as much shimmer, so I am very happy with how well this pour dresses Splicer.

I had never owned a split firmness toy so did not fully appreciate the purpose of one at the time of purchasing, but the part I grew to understand is how much easier it can be to use a toy that has a firm base! I know its is an add on customisation, but in the right circumstance it is worth it. On a soft surface (mattress) it doesn't sink as much as purely soft ones do, as they squish at the same time the mattress compresses under weight Splicer feels more solid to ride with the firm base. I opted for this on other models after Splicer where I could for this main reason. In the hand the base is easier to hold and put pressure more directionally as with soft only firmness some bases can be slightly awkward to alter the angle and direct pressure whilst using. 

As a heavy toy in large I would custom with a suction cup, but as i got this as a flop in inventory so it does not have one. I use double sided suction cups but as this has a very heavy base it can be less stable vertically suctioned. For use ability the small size has a very easy to hold base but the large can be difficult to hold and thrust on your own as it is big and heavy, but this is the case with larger toys in general so its not a knock to Splicer at all. 

Overall: I am honestly saddened that this toy was a limited edition Halloween model, Splicer did make a very brief comeback when it was nominated for the Bazowie awards in the horror toy category! You never know you could get the chance to custom your own Splicer again some time in the future but sadly there is no guarantee of this. If the opportunity should arise I would entirely recommend you to purchase one or more, as the multiple size options do alter the sensations, in only positive ways in my view.

Faerie <3